If you want to suck up to your wife who can't tell the time and therefore was up until midnight last night, as well as at 5 with the baby, do the following:
Get up when the other kids wake up at the ungodly hour of 7:30 (remember about midnight and 5?).
When the baby wakes up, get up with him. Feed him bananas and a bottle.
Don't get your wife up until 9 (remember midnight and 5?)
And then your wife will rise up and call you blessed.
In other news, Sabrina dug her fingernails into Sasha's face. He was bleeding from one of the four scratch marks on his face. She got a stern talking-to, you'd better believe.